Via Michelle Malkin, Jane Fonda plans to tour Iraq to protest the continued presence of U.S. troops. So what’s the real motive at work here?

Have you wanted to lose that last ten pounds while surrounded by the scenic Iraqi desert? In the Jane Fonda Baghdad Workout, Jane works one-on-one with you to firm, shape and sculpt your body for real results! Tested across America, this workout has convinced the general public that Jane Fonda is a whackjob, and this video will help you receive these simple and proven results for losing your common sense as well. Optional bullet-proof vest is recommended.

Jane Fonda Baghdad Workout – Routine:
8 minute warm-up – Get the blood flowing in the hot desert sun.
8 minute arm work – Salute the troops to lure them into false sense of friendly security.
20 minute aerobic section – Waving arms and shouting anti-war slogans.
8 minute cooldown – Propaganda huddle.
9 minute balance and flexibilty – Playtime with hand grenades and landmines.
4 minute floor stretch – Grovel on desert floor while attempting to be one with nature.
9 minute abdominal work – Laugh along with those who laugh at you.
12 minute leg work – Quickly run from rogue terrorists with car bombs.
5 minute hip work – Thrust pelvis while shouting “Hell no, we won’t go!”
4 minute buttock work – Censored.
3 minute cool down – Money shot with Gatorade sponsors.

The soundtrack to Jane Fonda’s Baghdad Workout is fun, upbeat and encouraging. The music tracks were written by Michael Moore, and the introductory stretches are narrated by Oprah Winfrey! There is different music in each segment, so the sound of artillery won’t become so monotonous. Serenity is key in this sound mix of hot beat salsa and late 60’s beats.

Every segment of this program is extremely strenuous. Beginner and intermediate participants should not attempt this workout. Originally designed as a “sequel” to the original Jane Fonda Hanoi Workout, which provides a good, overall foundation in mindless politics, the Jane Fonda Baghdad Workout will complete your requisite indoctrination into silly celebrity quasi-activism.