…but hopefully not short on the draw, if you know what I mean. Otherwise it could lead to some sticky situations, in his britches.

Appearing on Comedy Central’s “Colbert Report” to discuss her up-coming film “Georgia Rules” actress and activist Jane Fonda managed to leave host Stephen Colbert speechless. While expressing admiration for her co-stars Fonda also noted, “We cannot elect men to office that are afraid of premature evacuation.”

Jane Fonda’s also what you’d call “teh dirty girl”, you know if by girl you mean haggard old bitty.

Of Jane, Ms. Fonda if you’re nasty, is planning on breaking into the pr0n industry later this year.

Veteran actress JANE FONDA is planning to make an erotic film – to prove couples can lead a fulfilling sex life in their seventies. Fonda, who turns 70 later this year (07), has already “mapped out” the love scenes and she is now looking to get a decent script written. She says, “They’re not knocking down the doors of someone almost 70 in Hollywood. I want to make an erotic movie about a woman over 70. “There’s this cultural vacuum that, when you hit a certain age, you’re not sexual anymore. The contrary is true. “We’ll see if I can do it. Got to get it written first. I’ve already mapped out the love scene.”

That dear readers, is what we ’round here at agent bedhead call “fucked up”. Who in their right mind (all politics aside) wants to think anything erotic about a seventy year old? Really, you guys can talk all the shit you want about my ever expanding midget pr0n collection, at least I ain’t groovin’ with the oldies.