Comments on: Jani Lane is a Drunken Douchebag

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:21:54 +0000

Oh, he’s still got a fart crosswise because of that whole “Cherry Pie” thing. He still bitches about how popular that song was.

Asshat.

By: dpatten

dpatten — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:00:20 +0000

In my experience, simply listening to a Warrant album turns you into a douche…

By: Loob

Loob — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:53:45 +0000

Also, I’ve been pronouncing it like Yanni.

By: Loob

Loob — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:48:40 +0000

This guy actually had a small part in one of the coolest films ever: High Strung. He played Steve Oedekerk’s asshole rocker neighbour, who was a source of huge frustration.

I had no idea he was in Warrant until now, because I’m not up on eighties hair bands.

By: jvon

jvon — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:13:59 +0000

slug: he might get a punch or two in but as soon as everyone realized what would happening he’d be beaten senseless by everyone who had to listen to that crap all night long. (And maybe a few who have been waiting 20 years to get him back for making that awful “music”.)

By: the wolf

the wolf — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:56:25 +0000

What a chav.

By: slug

slug — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:50:03 +0000

I don’t think the father has anything to worry about. I doubt that Jani could kick Doherty’s (or anyone else’s) ass.

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I Smell Bacon and the Links | poponthepop.com — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:45:30 +0000

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By: jvon

jvon — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:19:43 +0000

Janie I’ve got news for ya: I thought you were a douche even back in the 80s. I’m not really sure what that makes you now, but you should really consider a new career.

(Do I really believe he googles himself to read what people are saying about him? Yes.)

By: JimK

JimK — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:33:14 +0000

He once believed that people would say his name “Johnny” (His real name is John Kennedy Oswald, no joke) It was a real, actual, not-a-myth, he’s-an-idiot attempt at a “cool” spelling trick.

To this day I hear he hates that the world calls him “Janie.”