Fans of Jared Leto and his band Thirty Seconds to Mars are a notorously sensitive, suicidal crew. If you’ve ever contemplated suicide, or if you’d like to contemplate suicide, then you’ll want to paint your nails black and head over to Oh No They Didn’t to see that Jared has found a way of encouraging suicidal tendencies even more effective than his music. (Personally, his music tends to fill me with dark impulses toward physical violence, preferably directed at Mr. Leto.)

For his role as Mark David Chapman in the upcoming Chapter 27, Jared gained and then lost something like 60 pounds. To chronicle the whole process, Jared stripped to his tighty whities and not much else (aviator glasses for the Vegas Elvis pics, the inevitable freakin’ mascara for the Skinny Elvis ones) and posed for ‘ber-skeevy fashion photographer Terry Richardson, a man who should never pose in his tighty whities. Not that he let that stop him. You can see the whole series, without the tasteful cropping in the above sample, by going here, right before you swallow your own tongue or claw your eyes out of their sockets. There’ll be no need to post the whole series here at Agent Bedhead, not as long as everyone remains quiet and well behaved. Believe me, for crowd control this photo set is a more effective threat than pepper spray and water cannon put together.