Tom Cruise Might Be Pregnant; Jason Beghe Is One Bad Motherfucker

By Bedhead in Jason Beghe, Katie Holmes, Scientology, Tom Cruise

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The Cruise is Obviously Thrilled About His Delicate Condition.

We couldn’t help but notice that Tom Cruise looked absolutely radiant the other night at the 2008 MTV VMAs. Obviously, we’re not saying that the man is preggers, but, speaking hypothetically, we would like to express our heartfelt congratulations to Katie Holmes and her little bitch. To celebrate, the Cruises might consider a cruise, for Radar magazine has the scoop on the S.S. Asbestos Freewinds, which appears to have made a miraculous recovery and is currently booking cruises for for exciting destinations — “Costa Rica, Italy, Spain, Venezuela, Sweden, Finland, France, Amsterdam, Canada, L.A., and … Cincinnati” — beginning in July! So, book your advanced brainwashing seminars now, bitches.

Cincinnati… for realz?

Last Friday, I meant to post a video, which shall henceforth be known as proof that “Jason Beghe Is One Bad Motherfucker,” but several days of other commitments have pulled me away from blogging more than “fluff” topics. Now, the issue of timely relevance precludes wasting more of your time with excuses and introductory details, so we’re going right into it.

During last week’s “Anonymous” protest of the NYC Scientology headquarters, where the anti-Scientology group was joined by Jason Beghe, former cult member and OT V Auditor, who was described by Enturbulation.org members as “hawt” & “friendly and warm.” Beghe tried to walk into the org in NYC but was turned away by three of Scientology’s private security goons. He then spoke to protestors, according to according to Tony Ortega of the Village Voice:

Beghe showed up and shook hands with admiring Anonymous members.

“You guys are hard ass, you’re not even anonymous!” he said in surprise. In other cities, protesters often wear disguises–Guy Fawkes masks are popular–in an attempt to shield their identities from Scientology, which is notorious for its harassment of critics. But arcane laws originally intended to foil the Ku Klux Klan make it illegal for demonstrators to wear masks in New York, and the NYPD. which was on the scene of the protest in minutes, is vigilant about the law.

“What you guys are doing means so much to me, and so much to these people…It just kills me. It makes me want to cry. You don’t know what kind of good you’re doing,” Beghe told the activists.

However, since “Jason Beghe Is One Bad Motherfucker,” he did not actually cry. Video below:

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6 comments

RW

The difference that Anonymous is making is that, just a year ago, Scientology would have been moving to utterly destroy Beghe’s career in return for his coming out and saying “it’s a scam.” This is how they tried to ruin the lives of Paulette Cooper (Google: operation freakout) and many others. But now, since they are being attacked from hundreds of different directions by an organization they never counted on and have no way to counter, are losing membership, and will probably soon be facing racketeering charges, personal and class-action lawsuits, and (we hear) one more major defection soon, their policies of harassment and intimidation of people merely stating a contrary opinion is faltering.

There are defections even amongst the special unit set aside to handle bad PR by any means necessary, the Office of Special Affairs (OSA). Last month an internal document was leaked saying that “OSA can’t take too many more months of Anonymous.”

I smell caek!

06.03.08 | 9:14 am

Damn, Bedhead. This is really fucking funny. Nice work!

06.03.08 | 9:15 am

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06.03.08 | 12:56 pm
jinx

Yeah, but Will Smith and Jada Pinkette are on board and just opened a CO$ Elementary school in Calabassas. Although they aren’t honest about what they are teaching which is so hypocritical. I have zero respect for either of them. I hope the CO$ are finally stopped, Ronnie Hubbard died in a soup of psychiatric meds because he was a complete mental case, just wiki the guy. Nobody remotely normal could believe anything that madman was selling. It’s just a theft ring, very organized but it’s just a way for a few to get rich at the expense of many.

06.03.08 | 2:39 pm

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06.04.08 | 12:24 am
Mo

Great caption and photo placement. You win my Internet laugh of the day award!

06.04.08 | 7:29 am
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