Generally speaking, Jennifer Aniston plays a slight variation on her own persona for just about every film within which she’s appeared. That ain’t acting but merely rote memorization of dialogue, and Aniston doesn’t aim for anything more in her newly announced piece of crap, Pumas, which “centers on two thirtysomething women who make a habit of romancing younger men and take a French skiing vacation that challenges their romantic expectations.” How charming.

Oddly, just a few weeks ago, Aniston was inexplicably recognized for her contribution to keeping the “sad female without a man” stereotype alive at the Women in Film Awards:

Aniston, who has been in the movies The Break-Up, Derailed and He’s Just Not That Into You, referred to her film roles as being very close to real-life. “If anyone has a movie called ‘Everlasting Love with an Adult Stable Man,’ that would be great!”

Oh Jen, you poor thing. Hey, there’s always your upcoming instant classic, right? You know, The Baster.