Am I really the only one who fails to find these photos of Jennifer Aniston to be “totally hot” or even “not bad”? Obviously, her body looks halfway decent, but she really doesn’t have any curves and, ultimately, appears quite masculine. She just has absolutely no sex appeal, and even though Brad Pitt is blamed for causing her “emotionally constipated” state, I would proffer a guess that Jennifer has always been sexually constipated as well. Another so-called bikini babe whose appeal mystifies - Kate Hudson.
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Don’t insult my Rachel like that!!!
Oh, right . . . I forgot that you’re into her.
Don’t worry, I forgive you.
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I will admit that she’s pretty boney right now… but try to go easy will yah? kthnxbye.
Yes neither of them are all that, but then again if you put them next to Doherty they’re just really simply truly awesome!
The bikini does nothing for her actually, especially the bottom. She’s what you call “fit”, but barely looks like a woman these days. You can tell by looking at that breast plate of hers, sort of sticks out all boney like. She tans well though….
She’s not that bad.
She’s still better looking then anyone I know.
I have never understood the appeal that Jen holds over some men.
I’d hi…..iiiih….
All right, here we go…
I’d hiiiiiiiii…..iii….ii……i….
Come on, Johnnie, concentrate!
I’d….I…..I’d….hiiiiiii……t…..
Oh, come on, man, just say “I’d hit that.” It’s simple. Focus, man, focus.
I’d…….hit………..camel…..
Oh, forget it.
Stansbury!
Aniston aside, most straight guys that I’ve been friends with have told me that the criteria to satisfy the “I’d hit that” statement are as follows:
(1) Doesn’t weigh 300+ pounds.
(2) Must be female.
(3) No obvious signs of advanced syphillis.
So, sleeping with a chick for the mere sake of sex carries few qualifiers. BUT could you “hit that” on a continual basis while sober and knowing that person so well that all moderate-to-major flaws have come out to play?
Jennifer Anniston is where teenage boy’s fantasies go to die. I can’t explain it. It’s like quantum mechanics, the mere observation changes the result.
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