Don’t you just hate it when people announce that they’re “trying” to have a baby? Friends and family always have to mention these things to great discomfort of the listeners. They don’t even really have to mention a baby – just the word “trying” – and then all of a sudden, a mental image of the couple in question, banging the hell out of each other, will surely haunt you for hours.
Jennifer Lopez is trying for a baby with husband Marc Anthony, but is leaving God to decide when she will conceive. The couple is desperate to start a family, and have been trying for some time.
Lopez, 38, tells Grazia magazine, “I can’t wait to have a baby. I’m ready and so is Marc. We’re waiting for it to happen but I guess it will happen when God wants it.”
Sigh. These two really do seem happy together, so perhaps I should stop being suck a dick about it. Still, I wish people would just save the announcements for talk of actual pregnancy instead of telling the world that they’re having sex.
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Those depraved liberals, having sex after marriage!
I’m fairly sure you meant “such a dick”. If you want to be suck a dick, we can probably arrange something, because I’m cool like that.
I knocked that shit out.
Back when she was hot though, before her ass started the exponential growth cycle.
Waiiiiit a minute, hold up! Is he doing the girl thing with his neck? You know, where you reach up, like girls do?
Maybe the big story here is that those two are having sex at the same time with each other.
I’m just sayin…
What’s she going to give birth to, a skeleton with a big ass?
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WTF SEXY TIME AFTER MARRIAGE? You shall be stuck down by jesus!
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