…I am a bad, bad loyal minion….
It is a sad day for our Maximum Leader, ladies and gents. His beloved Jennifer Love is considering an appearance in Playboy magazine. It appears that due to some foreshadowing, the Minister of Propaganda might have pulled some Hollywood strings to set into motion our Maximum Leader’s fears as expressed in this cautionary tale. The Villianschloss may never recover from this terrible shock.
While I do concur with Tyler Durden in his hypothesis that JLH could make even full-frontal nudity a completely boring experience, another part of me wants to just scream, “Go for it, skip Playboy, and go to Penthouse!”
After all, if she’s gonna whore herself out, might as well go for the real deal, eh?
Mac Stansbury issues his verdict:
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a good girl. No matter how dirty she gets, she’ll always be a good girl. As she’s dancing on my table-top, I’ll be thinking about how wholesome she is, not how I want to find out what’s in the champagne room. No amount of nakedness is going to change that image.
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Beware the wrath of ML….::hides in a faraway blog::
Muuhahahaaaaaa!
JLH in Penthouse? [insert sound effect of one's mind boggling *here*]
Only if it’s a girl-on-girl pictorial, thank you very much (but then, maybe that’s just me…) — ’till then, Playboy ’tis enough and ’twill suffice (so says the dude with way more issues of Maxim on his bookshelf than most geezers his age would even admit to…)
… well, if shes gonna get nekkid, she might as well do it properly….. Penthouse will allow her to “open up”, so to speak….
You’d think her Gwyneth obsession would’ve cured the Commissar
Screw magazine. Do they still publish it? That is all.
Why’s everybody talking about JLH and Penthouse? I thought this article was about Tyler Durden!:twisted::
Sadly, if I had that kind of Hollywood pull, we’d have a lot more celebrity nudity than just JLH. Didn’t we have a conversation once about YOU wanting to be in movies, Sadie?
Did we have that conversation?
She’s just CONSIDERING it… We aren’t sure that it will happen.
DENIAL!!!
Eric is correct. Celeb nudies are like, soo tame. Pure bathos, really.
Rob
People, please tell me anything you know about JLH playboy or penthouse or movies or whatever. Because I can’t take it. I’m dieing to see something on JLH besides fakes or seethrough shower curtains.