This ought to make A Concerned Fan very, very happy. His beloved JLH has finally been photographed without a stitch of makeup. And you know what? When you can see her actual face, not a second face that’s been painted over her own by a highly skilled, highly talented, highly paid artist that most women could never afford, Jennifer looks”’ just fine. She”’s a perfectly, averagely attractive woman.
At the risk of getting all preachy, it”’s worth remembering that movie stars and models don”’t actually look like movie stars and models, although it”’s easy to forget that when you”’re constantly bombarded with their carefully contrived images. So it”’s nice to see people like Jennifer and Eva Longoria who know the difference between fantasy and reality and are comfortable in their own skins.
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And doing her own grocery shopping no less instead of hiring some flunky to do it for her… we must be closer to Armagedon than I first thought.
Ahh, Jennifer Love Hewitt. She is the bomb. Though I have noticed she tends to inspire rage in my women friends. I cannot imagine why.
Well, Nick, at least she has some guy to push the cart for her. And he doesn’t look nearly as happy about the privilege as he should.
JLH ain’t so bad. I only pick on her because it infuriates Our Maximum Leader.
Ain’t I a stinker?
It has been observed that no matter how hawt you think someone is someone, somewhere is already tired of their sh*t.
Very true, Flea. It would be interesting to discuss that adage with the guy who just got dumped by Christie Brinkley for cheating on her with a 19-year-old bimbette.
Reminds me of the episode of the Jetsons where Jane’s friend calls on the video phone early one morning and Jane has to quickly “put on her face” which is literally a mask.
Just one of many, many reasons why the video phone never really caught on.
I didn’t recognize Eva Longoria without all the makeup. She looks just like all the other 2 million 30-year old Mexican women in L.A. County.
JLH has some nice booty. I thought she was just all breastasis.
Now I really want to hit that.
Seriously, if this doesn’t define, girl next door (i.e., perfect for Playboy), then I don’t know what does. Actually, the girl next door thing is a myth. The girl who used to live next door to me had 7 cats and wore the same dress 4 days a week. So, there’s that.
In those pics on the site you linked, JLH boobs seemed perky, but oh, so low. I don’t think the girl remembered her bra, either.