Just wow. The unlucky-in-love Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing the publicity rounds for her How I Shot Cupid book, and I couldn’t help but notice that the artist’s rendering of Miss Love pays tribute to The Pear Ass Chronicles. Now, I understand that most authors don’t have any say over the appearance or design of a book’s cover, so I’m guessing that Miss Love wasn’t too thrilled when she saw the pear ass drawing. Yet, after one dates Jamie Kennedy, I guess faking enthusiasm must come fairly naturally.
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If she didn’t want to be known as Pear Ass, she shouldn’t have told that f-cking story so many times.
Ha ha ha! I knew you’d get a kick out of this.
but notice the small waist. She’s still a SIZE 2 right?
[...] Jennifer Love Hewitt
Not with that ass pear, she’s not a size 2.
That said, there’s nothing wrong with an ass pear. Oh Ms. Jennifer, you should be going out with me. I would rub shea butter into your back, and read to you Shakespeare in the original Klingon. I’m guessing none of the other douchebags you dated did that for you.
I suppose you’ll next be spotted going out with Jesse James.