Jennifer Wilbanks Is Officially Available

By A. Bedhead in Jennifer Wilbanks, Talking Heads

wilbanksJennifer Wilbanks, the infamous “Runaway Bride,” has been dumped by fiancé John Mason, who apparently wised up and realized that she’s an evil whack job.

It’s been a year since Wilbanks faked her own kidnapping on the night before her wedding in Deluth, Georgia. No one could believe that John immediately welcomed her back into his bed, and the couple proceeded to buy a home together in the Atlanta suburbs. However, it would seem that while John’s family is confirming that the nuptuals were cancelled again – this time for good:

“I think John realized there were some fundamental differences in their personalities that he wasn’t going to be able to deal with.”

Oddly, the prospective bride who fleed from the altar had only this to proffer:

“I’m not confirming or denying the breakup. John and I have some things to work out.”

Uh-huh. The world will soon see you on Match.com, Jennifer. Hurry and snatch this hottie up, boys!



6 comments

Another one Nancy Grace called spot on: “She’s dead in a ditch somewhere. D-E-A-D!” Right up there with her Michael Jackson guilty verdict

05.18.06 | 2:10 pm

I take it that you and Nancy aren’t an item…

05.18.06 | 2:36 pm

I’m not returning Shakira’s calls either

05.18.06 | 3:43 pm

Match.com profile…

Name:Jennifer (Jen, lol)

Interests: Running, fiction

Looking for: Someone who can let me be me. A man who won’t condemn me for sleeping with running shoes on, being hesitant to fully commit, or of making up false stories of abductions.

05.18.06 | 10:54 pm

Picnic 2006-05-19…

Today’s picnic basket of items from my blogroll….

05.19.06 | 5:15 am
I R A Darth Aggie

She’d be perfect. Any time I needed to get her psychopathec personage out of my life, I’d just ask her to marry me…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :twisted:

05.19.06 | 5:57 pm




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