That damn runaway bride is up to her pathetic tricks again. This time, she’s suing ex-idiot John Mason for $500,000 for writing a book about the incident, according to the Associated Press:
“The runaway bride is taking her former fiance to court, claiming he took advantage of her hospitalization to defraud her of her share of the proceeds from a book deal about their adventure.”
Did she really claim that her act of fraud was “their adventure” – as if it was a really fun thing to scare the crap out of hundreds of friends and relatives? Yes sirree, this lady is still available!



















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Ah, that wide-eyed, unfocused, deer-in-the-headlights stare sure does take me back to my mid-20s and a series of psychotic, marry-me-now-my-biological-clock-is-running-out lunatics that make me appreciate that I am no longer in the dating pool.
The red eyes really seem to fit her.
Ah, that wide-eyed, unfocused, deer-in-the-headlights stare sure does take me back to my mid-20s and a series of psychotic, marry-me-now-my-biological-clock-is-running-out lunatics that make me appreciate that I am no longer in the dating pool.
The red eyes really seem to fit her.
I wonder if “she” has a big, FECUND, low-hanging set of balls to go with that massive Adam’s Apple.
That is one woman who is not gonna age pretty.
I wonder if “she” has a big, FECUND, low-hanging set of balls to go with that massive Adam’s Apple.
That is one woman who is not gonna age pretty.
She actually has an enlarged thyroid–not an adam’s apple. The thyroid imbalance might help to explain her wide-eyed (hyper-thyroidism) craziness.
She wouldn’t be the firrst person to have a endocrine-induced mental problem.
She actually has an enlarged thyroid–not an adam’s apple. The thyroid imbalance might help to explain her wide-eyed (hyper-thyroidism) craziness.
She wouldn’t be the firrst person to have a endocrine-induced mental problem.
This woman is one Hellacious creature! She not only will not age well, she looks like hell NOW! Those buggy eyes and massive adam’s apple, I hope her ex makes millions off of this story, she doesn’t deserve a dime! She put everyone through hell, and she deserves to be mocked forever. One look at this bitch, he should have known she was insane!
This woman is one Hellacious creature! She not only will not age well, she looks like hell NOW! Those buggy eyes and massive adam’s apple, I hope her ex makes millions off of this story, she doesn’t deserve a dime! She put everyone through hell, and she deserves to be mocked forever. One look at this bitch, he should have known she was insane!