The final one-sheet for Jennifer’s Body has arrived, courtesy of Bloody Disgusting, and, to an entire generation of moviegoers, this poster must be the most spankworthy ever. Not quite so much to the impressionable eyes of the 1980s!
While it’s truly bizarre to see such an homage to Student Bodies (1981) that also boasts, “From The Academy Award Winning Writer [Diablo Cody],” I gotta admit that it’s also pretty fucking cool.
If you missed it, check out the fairly NSFW Jennifer’s Body trailer.





















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Dear God. I hate to admit this, but there’s something about her that is growing on me. Maybe it’s the fact that she doesn’t even pretend to be as sweet as Mandy Moore or as cutesy as Reese Witherspoon…she doesn’t pretend to be an Oscar-caliber actress.
And, when she was on Kimmel last week, I thought her little scheme with the guard was hilarious.
Oh. And totally off-topic, but am I the only one who thinks that Cary Elwes’ character in ‘The Crush’ totally had it coming?
Yes, Cary Elwes’ character in The Crush did have it coming…. then again, most of the characters that he plays are somewhat reprehensible. Typecasting?