Comments on: Jennifer's Body is DOA. (Can Megan Fox Please Go Away Now?)

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Last Day of Summer Links | Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:06:07 +0000

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By: jvon

jvon — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:20:55 +0000

And I’ve been saying she’s a no-talent hack for quite awhile now. She’s got pretty eyes and that’s about it. The tits are fake, the lips are pumped full of collagen (and probably have been surgically altered as well), and closeups of her face aren’t all that flattering.

The main reason she’s attractive right now (and I use that phrase deliberately) is that she’s a 21 year old that makes a big show out of acting sex-crazed. Well, that’s terrific — but it doesn’t make for a film career, and the appeal of it drops off exponentially as she gets older. (As Britney, Lohan, and others can attest).

All signs point to a flame-out with this one.

By: jvon

jvon — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:15:26 +0000

Ah, the lesbian scene too. But from what I hear even though it’s got an R rating, there is no nudity in it. wtf?

By: I R A Darth Aggie

I R A Darth Aggie — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:13:41 +0000

Jvon, don’t forget the faux-lesbo scene.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:44:20 +0000

I don’t know why this is a surprise, she’s an insufferable poseur that people were over in 5 mins

By: jvon

jvon — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:08:37 +0000

Okay. Megan Fox in a cheerleader outfit: yeah, that works. Megan Fox with cheesy CGI fangs: FAIL.

Meaning: I will netflix it and search for the cheerleader scene. I will never watch the rest of the movie. 40 million other red-blooded males have already decided the same thing. No one else was ever going to see it anyway.