Around the year 2000, I used to often wonder if Jeri Ryan had trouble sleeping at night, knowing that thousands of Star Trek geeks were out there somewhere, masturbating to pictures of her Star Trek: Voyager Borg character. Oh that they were Ensign Harry Kim during this would-be steamy scene:

Seven: “I may be new to individuality, but I am not ignorant of human behaviour. I’ve noticed your attempts to engage me in idle conversation and I see the ways your pupils dilate when you look at my body. [ ...] Are you in love with me ensign?”

Harry: “Well, er, no.”

Seven: “Then you wish to copulate?”

And after prolonged stuttering from poor Harry:

Seven: “Nevertheless, I am willing to explore my humanity. Take off your clothes.”

Regardless of the answer to that copulation question, today is a terrible day for Seven Of Nine devotees, as Jeri Ryan has gotten herself engaged to a French chef. We hope this husband won’t coerce her to attend sex clubs in three different cities. At the very least, one wonders if she’ll be able to maintain her realistically lovely figure in the face of perpetual escargot dishes.