Almost.
Yes I realize that’s a mean title, but I just delivered on Cindy Margolis, Jeri Ryan getting naked would be a sign of the apocalypse, or something. She’s the cover girl for the December issue of FHM though, if that’s any consolation. The last time Jeri was in the news was when the tales of her ex-husband’s, Jack Ryan, sexual deviance made headlines and crushed his bid for a seat in the Senate. Poor Jack. All those precious years Jack spent training Jeri and she dropped him like a hot rock and crushed his political aspirations.
Things are on the up for Jeri though.
Ryan is showcased in an eight-page spread inside [FHM] — featuring photos of her in sexy lingerie — designed to play off her current role on the new CBS legal drama ”Shark.”
Along with her acting career, Ryan is co-owner of Ortolon*, a hot Los Angeles restaurant. Her partner is her fianc”, French-born chef Christopher Eme, whose approach to women — and their lingerie — Ryan says rates far superior to his American counterparts.
Ryan says French men notice “every detail of every piece of lingerie or clothing a woman is wearing.” According to the actress, that is not the case for American males.
The reason American males don’t notice every detail of every piece of lingerie or clothing a woman is wearing, we’re straight, well some of us are, and the straight men and 98.74% of the gay men wouldn’t notice her lingerie and rightly so. We, the straight men, would be both focusing on the naughty bits we could see and trying to figure out how to get to the naught bits we couldn’t while the gay men would be chastising her for wearing white after Labor Day.
For the straight guys, don’t go getting your hopes up on her getting publicly naked anytime soon, at least until she turns forty. She’s looking at France’s Loire’s valley for an intimate June 2007 wedding. Intimate wedding? Maybe she did learn something during all those trips with Jack to the sex clubs.
Jack’s really got to be kicking himself in the ass right about now. Not only is he out of a cushy government job some other schumck is benefiting from his work “kinking up” Jeri.
I’m guessing Ortolon means naughty little sex kitten in French?
