Jessica Alba with a midget isn’t nearly as entertaining to me as Quentin Tarantino & a Midget, and it matters very little to me that, in both cases, the same pervert plays the role of “midget.” See, Alba fails even at standing next to a midget, but she is clearly pretending to love her job in these stills from her latest shitty film, The Love Guru.
Seriously, is anyone looking forward to this film?
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Seriously, is anyone looking forward to this film?
Ummmm, no, not really. Tho seeing Verne Troyer going into a hockey goal would be fabulous.
Oh, wait, that’s in the trailers? well, hot diggity damn! I don’t need to see the movie!
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Well since I spent most of the last Austin Powers movie wants to slap the shit out of Mike Myers, I think I can safely skip this one.
Now that he’s poked fun at the Hindus, maybe he can make a comedy about Muslims. I’m sure nothing bad would happen to him.
I liked Mike in Wayne’s World, because he made intelligent use of that I-want-to-punch-you-so-bad quality he’s got. But just about everything he’s done since has been unwatchable.
Jessica Alba’s not nearly enough to salvage this project. In fact, she’d have to agree to drop by the theatre and give me a personal lap dance before I’d even consider sitting through this turkey.
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