Jessica Alba is perhaps the only person who is complimented by the yellow portion of the colour wheel, as shown in the gold gown worn by Jessica at the London World Premiere of Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer. Yet one wonders whether last year’s yellow bikini harbored some angst towards Alba’s airtight no-nudity clause and as a result, bikini bottom wished to compensate heterosexual males for this injustice. In the alternative, perhaps parasitic sea nibblers and their itchy bites were to blame for this impromptu display of crackage. Lucky fucking sea creatures.
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perhaps parasitic sea nibblers and their itchy bites were to blame for this impromptu display of crackage
Heh. They probably just gave her a wedgie, you cryptofascist!
… god bless sea nibblers…..
She’s coming over to my house this weekend.
Ha. I certainly feel like a cryptofascist lately.
She probably just has crabs, but, her crabs are better than anyone else’s crabs..they are the sexiest crabs in the world and not latino crabs. She’s a brainless fungus.
she gotta a tramp stamp?!
aint that like hangin one of them pine tree air fresheners on a BMW?
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