Jessica Alba generally appears no less than annoyed by her total hotness. During the obligatory press junket for Good Fuck Luck Chuck, Alba has progressed into flippancy by effectively whining that it’s not her fault she’s so fuckable, and she doesn’t even do anything to look good. The bitch doesn’t watch what she eats and hasn’t worked out in over two months!
At age 26, Alba can claim unwitting reliance on her “good genetics,” but if this is the case, it won’t last much longer. The female metabolism generally grinds to a halt around 30 years of age. At that point, Alba will need to either put her fine ass on a treadmill or become what she always claims to want – less attractive.
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She’s full of crap. She probably has a personal trainer.
If she didn’t care so much, she wouldn’t even talk about it
http://thesuperficial.com/2005/07/jessica_alba_had_an_eating_dis.php
She is completely overrated.
Boomer Sooner!
I think what’s going on is that she wants to be taken seriously as an actress, and is sensitive to suggestions that she is only getting jobs because every guy on the planet, and half the woman, want to have sex with her.
Unfortunately for her, I think that is exactly what has driven her career so far. You’re right, it won’t last forever.
Er, that should be “half the women”, not “half the woman”. No saws involved.
Holy crap! OU beat Miami today, and I totally missed it.
Everything will start to go South once she hits 30. And then I will LAUGH.
Don’t kid yourselves. She’ll be closer to 40 before things head south unless she takes that late-night job at Taco Bell.
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