I didn’t think this was possible, but Jessica Alba has managed to demonstrate a stunning lack of acting ability without actually appearing on the celluloid screen itself. In the latest issue of Latina magazine, Alba sort of evokes something resembling fear in tribute to Rosemary’s Baby as well as Scream, Psycho, The Birds, and (I think) Nightmare On Elm Street. Then, in an effort to demonstrate her oneness with her Latina heritage, Alba also gives lipservice to some incredibly dim statements. She doesn’t really make her case, but I don’t believe she’s ever done that. She’d rather skip the analysis and proceed to complaining about the injustices inflicted on those who possess physical hotness.
At least this explains those bizarre blonde wigs.
On the Web: Latina.com
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You know I’ve been thinking my bedroom is missing something, and I finally realized what it is. Jessica Alba on my ceiling.
I am baffled by this girl’s continued popularity though. She isn’t THAT hot, refuses to take her clothes off, and can’t act worth a damn. So what’s the appeal?
Holy cow! Bad acting is right.
“Let me see. If I open my mouth reeeaal wide, and try not to laugh, I’ll look just like Janet Leigh”.
hey agent, it’s scream. jessica is barely latina, i don’t know why they even put her in that magazine. she doesn’t even know how to speak spanish. anyway….