Jessica Alba Is Expecting

The on-again, off-again relationship between Jessica Alba and Cash Warren gains an interesting new dimension with the news that Jessica is pregnant. According to Alba’s rep Brad Cafarelli, the little bundle of joy is expected to make its appearance “late spring, early summer.” Hmm. That would mean that Alba 2.0 was conceived within days of the parents’ latest reunion. Whatever. Let’s hope the happy couple prove to be more stable than many Hollywood parents. And let’s hope the child inherits its mother’s talent for having an outstanding ass and its father’s talent for having a cool name. If it’s a girl, I’m going with Morganna Ravenwolf. If it’s a boy, Steele Johnson.