Hey, look at that! It’s Jessica “Must Not Look Hot. Must Not Look Hot.” Alba wearing a see-thru shirt, a phenomenon that is rather… strange. You see, Alba is a serious actress (albeit one who possesses an astonishing lack of talent), who is completely miserable in Hollywood (presumably, because everyone keeps talking about her ass) and would prefer that producers would look (not at her ass but) at her body of work, which “will help producers in getting past my hotness.” Still, Miss Alba doesn’t mind flashing the flesh on her latest movie’s (Machete) release date. What a team player!
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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