Jessica Biel, who is quite sexy but not really “pretty” or “cute” in any sense of the word, has developed a habit of stating that her exquisite beauty is, in fact, doing actual damage to her acting career:

When asked if her “good looks” hurt her career, Biel says “Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt.” Oh, no. So it’s because of Jessica’s radiant beauty that her stripper role in Powder Blue went straight to video? And it’s because she’s just so gorgeous that her biggest job this year is doing musical theater in Los Angeles? Biel tells the magazine that she just wants “an opportunity” but doesn’t understand why casting directors won’t even meet with her – “But if you don’t want to even see me — that’s hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!”

That wasn’t the last we’d heard of that sort of whining either, for Biel was soon lamenting her beauty to just about any reporter who would listen. Now, the situation has taken a dramatic turn for the worse, with McAfee Inc. naming Biel as the Most Dangerous Celebrity On The Web:

Security technology company McAfee Inc. on Tuesday reported that searches for the 27-year-old actress are more likely to lead to online threats such as spyware and viruses than searches for any other celebrity.

McAfee said fans searching for the actress have a one-in-five chance of ending up at a Web site designed to damage one’s computer. Its the third annual report on the subject from McAfee, which last year found that Brad Pitt was the “most dangerous” celeb online.

“Cybercriminals are star watchers, too,” said Jeff Green, senior vice president of McAfee’s product development. “They latch onto popular celebrities to encourage the download of malicious software in disguise.”

Poor Jessica! Not only is she (in her own eyes) mindbogglingly gorgeous but, thanks to this crippling beauty, she’s now acquired venereal disease of the internet. Why won’t these casting directors and cybercriminals just bother Natalie Portman for a change? Will the injustices never end?

Imagery: Celebutopia