I really was going to lay off the Jessica Simpson news for a bit, but, there’s always a but isn’t there, this is too grand to pass up.
Jessica Simpson is the perfect woman.
For a limited time only.
Doctors have told the wealthy, buxom, blonde, mute sex-kitten that she should rest her voice, no talky talky. No word on how long John Mayer will keep her around once she’s able to start yapping incessantly again. ‘Vegas odds makers are betting 3 to 1 he drops her in less than a week.
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Women?
The ability to proof read escapes me.
Corrected. Thanks John.
The Perfect Woman…
In case you didn’t know, the perfect woman now exists, but it’s a temporary thing….
I thought she was all holy-roller, and John Mayer was a total doper? Doesn’t sound like a match made in heaven to me
OMG, A Public Affair sux so bad, there aren’t words to describe the vacuum.
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