The sharp-tongued comedienne wrote a letter to her university alumni appealing for donations to her old sorority and snidely used the blonde star as examples of stupid young women.

According to the New York Post newspaper, Joan wrote to Barnard alumni: “We must support women who have a sense of confidence and self-worth. “Where have all the smart girls gone? That is a hard question to answer in an age where Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton pass as intellectuals.”

I can’t believe it. I just can’t believe it. Why this day in age The New Your Post would choose to publish such obviously blatant lies. I mean calling Joan Rivers a comedienne? What the hell were they thinking that we’re all dumb as a box of rocks?

Not to argue with the esteemed Ms. Rivers, but I haven’t heard too many people speak highly of Jessica Simpson’s intellectual acumen. Just take a look at the picture to the left she looks mildly retarded. Hot, but mildly ‘tarded none the less.