Joaquin Phoenix vs. Brett Ratner: Skeevy-Scruffy Smackdown

By Bedhead in Joaquin Phoenix, P. Diddy, Smoking Bolts

Joaquin Phoenix is no stranger to, well, his own bizarre behavior. Dude is an unwashed freak with questionable spelling who is also “Glad He Ate Her.” Now, things have gotten truly weird because Joaquin is actually starting to resemble Brett Ratner with a bit of Ted “Unibomber” Kaczynski tossed in for good measure. If nothing else, at least we can count on P. Diddy to provide an honest reaction:

Imagery: Daily Mail



5 comments

Oh my goodness! It is the Holy Trinity of Morons, together at last! Something is dreadfully wrong when Casey Affleck is the smartest person in a group.

12.31.08 | 2:00 pm

You mentioned a celebrity I have heard of!

However, that is not Joaquin Phoenix. That is Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds. And–I am not completely sure about this–I think the person on the right is his sister. Ogretta.

Joaquin is a hard name to type.

12.31.08 | 3:17 pm

Goddamn if it wasn’t for the caption I would have thought this was some promotion where they gave away $120 silk shirts to homeless people.

12.31.08 | 6:14 pm

[...] Two greasy has-beens walk into a bar [Agent Bedhead] [...]

01.02.09 | 11:06 am

It really is kind of amusing that he’s played a degenerate drug addict and never looked halfway near that bad during the movie. But here he is being himself. I compared him to Jim Morrison before (in terms of appearance) but now there’s a bit of John Belushi or maybe Marlon Brando thrown in there as well. He’s just getting grosser and more bizarre every time I see a photo of him.

01.02.09 | 12:09 pm


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