Some of you will remember that my gay boyfriend used to be obsessed with Jodie Marsh and her fabulous life as well as her further adventures. Now that he’s gone all literary and shit, it’s up to me to pick up the sluttish slack around here.

As you’ll notice above, a rather lovely young woman’s picture sits next to that of an apparent tranny, but, of course, these are both pictures of Jodie Marsh. Obviously, she looks better au natural, but it’s all about getting noticed, for why else would one hoist their own jubblies to the moon?

It’s always mildly amusing that celebrities actually look like real people. However, Miss Marsh will always retain her happy, violent sex life and, more importantly, retain her Chavastic Iconoclastic superpowers.

P.S. We still think that Jodie Harsh is way cooler.