…and then placed on a rocket aimed directly at the sun. Its the only way to save humanity.

Don’t believe me? If what he claimed on Howard Stern’s radio show is true, the perfect storm of venereal diseases brewing and it’s in alleged rapist Joe’s loins.

When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he’s slept with (insinuated in this interview: Paris, Lindsey, Kimbo Stewart, Tara Reid) he said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again. When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn’t come out and say it, but merely mumbled, “…well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable…”

I’ve lost all faith in humanity. I’d expect an idiot to claim to have slept with one, maybe two of them, but to rattle of that list? I’m guessing the reason he sounded incoherent is the syphilis has already started eating away his brain. It won’t be long until he’s walking around in bedroom slippers and a bathrobe like Al Capone in his later days.