“Ninety-nine per cent of my life is still completely common.” — John Mayer
John Mayer must have inhaled some nitrous oxide because, aside from loving the word “douchebag,” most people don’t have much in common with the superfluous dude. That is, unless most of us only date starlets fast approaching their expiration date (don’t have to crush their already broken spirits that way), bait the photogs (gotta stay relevant), and find intellectual stimulation in giving Ryan Seacrest the verbally smackdown. Still, John is a rather amusing douchebag, so he’d probably make a great pet. Okay, gotta go listen to Porno For Pyros now.
Source: Popbitch
