Glitterati reports that John Travolta credits Princess Diana with reviving his film career. Presumably, Di was a fan of Saturday Night Fever and chose him to be her dance partner at some White House fancy schmanzy function. Whatever.

Yeah, so after that fateful dance in 1985, Travolta made a couple of television movies for, like, the USA Network, and his highness appeared in a film about a talking baby. Oh, and then he remade that fucking movie twice, just for the hell of it and because he had nothing better to do.

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Fast forward to 1994. A rising filmmaker named Quentin Tarantino, notorious within his nostalgic debauchery, cast John Travolta in a little film called Pulp Fiction. You may have heard of it . . .

Only after the success of Pulp Fiction did Travolta see continued success within major motion films. In all fairness though, at least his misguided gratitude didn’t fall upon the so-called dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.

See also John Travolta Is Creepy, John Travolta Is A Fat Cavelady, John Travolta Is An Asshole, John Travolta Is Greasy & Gross, and John Travolta Needs A Straightjacket, Muzzle, & A 12-Inch Dildo.