Poor David Spade, but he should have known he was the rebound tool to help Heather Locklear volley back into the dating scene. Certainly, we all know Heather is gorgeous, but given her track record of romantic blindness, we could only fervently clasp our rosary beads and pray that she wouldn’t end up with Charlie Sheen or Geraldo Rivera.

Our worries turned out to be mere trifles, for our Heather has snagged herself quite possibly the most handsome man in the world . . . even moreso than Matthew McConaugheyey.

Johnathon Schaech was “spotted sharing an intimate dinner at Mastro’s Steakhouse in Thousand Oaks, California.” Like Heather, Johnathon is in process of finalizing his divorce from actress Christina Applegate, and seems to be a great match for Miss Locklear. It must be noted that while Johnathon is a complete hottie, he is also completely underrated as an actor. In particular, he was quite excellent opposite Rose McGowan as the bad boy of the Doom Generation, which was an otherwise forgettable film. Now let’s bring on the shirtless pictures!

Source: A Socialite’s LIfe