Oh posh, you voyeuristic lurkers. This isn’t a romantic reunion between Kate Moss and Johnny Depp. Shame on you for seekritly hoping as such, for this repairing of Moss and Depp is only for a movie about the life of former INXS singer, Michael Hutchence:
“Depp, who will play the late INXS frontman, split up with the supermodel in 1997 after a stormy three-year romance. But he is happy for Moss to get close again, and play Hutchence’s girlfriend Paula Yates in the rock movie.”
Mmmhmmm. Actors never really hook up when they make films together, do they? At any rate, the question on my mind is this – Will Depp film a scene involving Hutchence’s 1997 death via autoerotic asphixiation? I think I’d pay to see that.
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Let’s see…. Johnny Depp, a talented but neurotic and unstable actor is going to play the part of Michael Hutchence, a talented but neurotic and unstable musician. Plus, we get Kate Moss, the coke-monkey formerly involved with Depp, in the role of Paula Yates, the coke-monkey formerly involved with Hutchence? I don’t think Depp has shown this much range and versatility since 21 Jump Street.
How unfortunate. Johnny Depp. Mmmmm. A total wasted tit, with brains the size of his balls, probably, but he’s so cute.
Kate Moss? Urk.
But, what a combo! Dynamics to die for!
Kate Moss will know all about deadshits like Hutchence won’t she. Only equalled by Dougherty
Um, has Kate Moss ever acted? They couldn’t find a single real actress to fill the part?