And he’s not just a better man because he managed to play hide the sausage with Sienna Miller and it has nothing to do with him playing slap and tickle with the nanny.

Now I’m as voracious a meat eater as anybody, but compared to Jude, well I’m a rude bitch.

It all started last year when he and his family were staying with African tribesmen in Tanzania just before Christmas last year. And how else do you celebrate Jude Law coming over for dinner? You sacrifice a goat.

Now according to Jude they, the African tribesmen in Tanzania, don’t eat a whole lot of meat and when they do it’s one helluva shin-dig.

Jude says “We spent two nights with the Masai tribe and then went camping. It was a very special experience. My stepson and my eldest son and I were taken off by the warriors””” They sacrificed a goat for us.

They don’t eat a lot of meat, so when they do, it”””s a big deal and they don’t like spilling the blood so they suffocate it. Then they splice the thing up in front of you and they eat the organs.

”””I was given a kidney – straight in the mouth. I didn”””t want to offend anyone, so I ate it! Actually it wasn”””t too bad in all honesty. It was very warm still and really salty. ”””My kids and their mum (SADIE FROST) are all vegetarian””” but they held it together pretty good. The one thing that did shock them was the elder that specifically wanted the goat”””s testicles and put them on a stick and cooked them.””?

Nope, I’m a rude bitch. There’s no way I’m eating raw kidney I don’t give a damn who I offend.

Of course this is just in time for the holidays. I mean, if goat’s nuts roasting on an open fire don’t scream hey bitch it’s Christmas nothing does.

Goat’s nuts roasting on an open fire

And folks dressed up like Eskimos…

h.t.: in case you didn’t know