Julia Roberts Must Be A Crackhead

By Bedhead in Johnny Depp, Nutjobs

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Julia Roberts has clearly been famous for far too long, and it’s deluded her perception of what appears in the mirror. In fact, Julia actually has stated that “[Johnny] Depp is my twin,” because the Academy Award winning actress seriously believes that she and Depp look so much alike:

She says, “I would like to work with Johnny Depp. I’ve known him for a long time. I think he’s so interesting, and I think we look alike in a funny way. Johnny Depp and I will play brother or sister or something.”

Except for the fact that both Johnny and Julia both possess high cheekbones, I’m seeing absolutely nothing else from which Juila is drawing this conclusion. Okay, okay, yes . . . they do both have mustaches . . . but their complexions, eyes, mouth, nose, and overall face shape do not resemble each other. I’m thinking that Julia just wants to have a little trailer sex on the set of one of her crappy romcoms.

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Kim

She should be run out of town on a rail. That is such blasphemy. No one disses Johnny, mmmm Johnny, like that. From that pic her eyeballs appear to be rolling up. Maybe that’s what’s screwing up her perception. Of unreality.

11.09.07 | 10:35 am
I R A Darth Aggie

Johnny Depp is far better looking than Julia.

11.09.07 | 12:40 pm

Julia Roberts’ mouth is upside down.

11.09.07 | 1:21 pm

I have a confession to make. Whenever Julia Roberts smiles, I am afraid she will bite me. Woman has some serious teeth going on.

*shudder*

As for Johnny Depp, he could never manage to be that scary.

11.09.07 | 2:29 pm

I would take Johnny Depp with long braided hair, tons of black eyeliner and gold teeth any day over her. He is a far sexier guy than she is gal.

11.09.07 | 4:02 pm

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