I guess this is only fair. Men have been preying on women’s insecurities about the size and perkiness of their boobies since roughly the dawn of time, so guys can hardly complain if women start pointing at their genitals and laughing in a cruel, mocking manner. The people at AussieBum knew a market opportunity when they saw it and came up with the Wonderjock, which does for a man’s package what the Wonderbra does for a lady’s twins. (More or less; hopefully there’s a lot less squeezing and compression involved.) They’ve been selling the Wonderbros by the truckload for months now, which isn’t much of a surprise.

A little more surprising, though, to find out that one of their top customers is Ewan McGregor, who bought a whole truckload of the undies to enhance his lightsaber. The order was large enough that the AussieBum people ran a credit check on young Obi-Wan to see if he could afford it. “The fact these are selling so fast proves size matters to the modern man, “said AussieBum founder Sean Asby. Apparently to some of us it matters a lot. And I’m looking in Scotland’s general direction.