Britney Spears spent 2006 mesmerizing us with her adroit execution of the difficult triple somersault from pop goddess to bloated has-been and, finally, total disgrace. Meanwhile, her former couch potato Kevin Federline is having a harder time managing his own transition. There”’s nothing particularly challenging about making the move from global joke to largely forgotten global joke, but it”’s still too much of a challenge for K-Fed. Latest evidence: Lindsay Lohan thinks he”’s too trashy to associate with. According to Us Magazine, Lindsay was less than thrilled by FedEx”’s suggestion that the two of them should hang out. One source reported, “She thought it was hilarious,”? while another said, ”’she was totally grossed out.”? Not mutually exclusive responses, actually. K-Fed responded to the snub in his typically classsy fashion by calling Lindsay a “firecrotch.”?
Wow. Wit, originality, and lightning repartee all in one sexy package. Maybe this guy should think about becoming a rapper.
