Even a man as transcendently stupid as Kevin Federline is slowly beginning to realize two huge, unavoidable facts: 1) he has no future as a musician, because 2) he is universally despised. That”””s a harsh reality to live with, particularly as he watches the divorce money dwindle, each passing day bringing him one step closer to his final destiny as the oldest bagboy at the local Red Apple. But K-Fed can take some small comfort from knowing that he”””s greatly admired by the King of Bad Taste.

There’s something about that guy I like, something very Baltimore and sleazy about him,” John Waters said in a recent interview in Canada. The director of some of the most offensive movies ever made even owns K-Fed”””s CD, which he asked his assistant to pick up for him. “She was so mad, she almost quit. She kept saying: ‘I’m not doing it. Please don’t make me buy it.’ But she finally did. I consider it a prized possession; I haven’t even taken it out of the wrapper.””? Waters also took Federline”””s side in the ongoing custody battle between him and Britney. “He’s been the gentleman since they split up. I hope he gets the kids”””he deserves them more than she does”””. You don”””t see him out there getting out of limousines and flashing his shaved crotch.” Thanks a lot for the mental image, John. Now I”””ll have to watch the last five minutes of Pink Flamingos again, just to get shaved K-Fed out of my head.