And by “feud” I mean Kanye’s drunken stunt at last year’s MTV VMA’s, which everyone but Kanye stopped thinking about months ago, and by “happy ending” I probably mean airtighting or something equally repulsive. Vivid Entertainment, forever on the lookout for a story that could plausibly be converted into a pr0n video (in other words, any story involving human beings), has announced they’re considering the possibility of creating a pr0n epic centered on the 60-second encounter between the two. As the company’s chairman explains:

Vivid is definitely considering the situation between Taylor and Kanye for a movie,” reveals Steven Hirsch, founder and co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment. “Of course, our take would be in parody form and could heat up the relationship between the two.”

Vivid has never been successfully sued for one of these parodies (so far as I know), so those who actually want to see this will probably have to look for a DVD featuring a couple of performers named something like Qanyuh Easton and Tyler Swooft. Meanwhile, Kanye has backed down from his original apology, and now says he’s the secret of her success. Of course, this probably isn’t what he had in mind. Then again, maybe it is.