
People brings the happy news (at least for me) that Kate Hudson has kicked Owen Wilson to the curb.
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have broken up, a source who knows the pair tells PEOPLE.
“They’re still friends,” says the source, adding that the two split just before Memorial Day weekend.
The cause of the breakup wasn’t immediately known.
It cause wasn’t immediately known because Kate doesn’t want to seem to eager whilst she’s trying to seduce me. Maybe she’ll keep it on the down-low this go-round. Last time when she was mailing her undies to the house the wife got all kinds of pissed. Honest it happened, really.



















No comments
Good luck, dude. She’s gonna break your heart!
No worries there.
I don’t have a heart. I’ve got a throbbing gizzard.
Wait, that doesn’t sound quite right.
I need an editor!