Yes, it’s true — Kate Hudson, who dives headlong into relationships, really needs to calm her nympho ass down. Her love life moves fast and hard, just like in the movies (even Goldie Hawn is sick of the drama), so it’s no wonder that Kate has been typecast as the perpetual “heroine” of romantic comedies.

Since our specimen, as a practicing serial monogamist, constantly ditches one man for another, this crap is so very hard to keep a grasp upon, as far as a timeline goes, but Kate first went in for the kill on a January dinner date with New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez when he was still dating Madonna. Then Kate got back together with Owen Wilson for awhile, and, after that fell apart (again), Kate and A-Rod were actually spotted hooking up in May. Since then, Kate has been hooked to him like slutty velcro, and even A-Rod’s teammates think she hangs around too much. Very few men would put up with that sort of clingy behavior unless the woman in question is a celebrity and, of course, the man in question is a fame whore. Hey, maybe these two really are perfect together!

Over the weekend, girlfriend was photographed at yet another one of A-Rod’s games, and her hair looks dreadfully horrible. Not that changing from blonde to brunette is a bad thing, but Kate’s hair and roots are now two different shades of brown. Further, the lower half of the hair appears far too brassy, has a different texture than the rest, and is probably damaged as all hell from several rounds of chemical processing. Maybe Kate goes through hairdressers like she goes through men or something.

Imagery: Celebutopia