Kate Moss must have more than the cocaine jitters today, for her Topshop collection is set to launch on May 1st. The adventurous supermodel has decided that the proper place for her at midnight is with the window dummies:

“Kate plans to pose as a mannequin. Her biggest problem will be not giggling among the dummies. When the red curtain is drawn back and Kate has been seen in some of her items, the doors will open and the outfits will officially go on sale,” the Mirror quoted a source, as saying.

The collection contains skinny jeans, mini dresses, tee-shirts, belts, bags, shoes, and whatever Kate left in the pockets of the soft leather jackets. Topshop has reportedly restricted buyers to five items apiece to limit the appeal of online auctions on launch day. Moss was paid ’3 million to essentially lend her name to the clothing brand in a move for Topshop’s Sir Philip green to crack the U.S. market. The supermodel’s clothing line will be available in nineteen Barney’s stores throughout The States beginning May 8th.

Sadly, Pete Doherty won’t make an appearance for the big event, since he apparently fell off the heroin wagon last week:

The Babyshambles singer will check into a Midlands clinic tomorrow for yet another implant to wean him off heroin. A pellet of a drug called naltrexone will be inserted under the skin of his stomach. One of the band members said: “Pete did go out on a bender last week, but he has reduced his intake massively and he hopes the new implant will help him quit for good.”

Pete has also taken his kittens to rehab to keep him from getting lonely. His cat, Dinger (druggie slang for “syringe”), recently got knocked up and as a result, Doherty has now been carrying five kittens around in a basket. How cute.

It was originally reported that Pete would purposely refrain from attending the launch because “He is very aware of his reputation and didn’t want any of the focus to be on him.” Basically, Kate told her bloke to stay at home and not steal her proper limelight, and Pete thought he might as well pop off to rehab for the eighth time. He’s such a practical junkie.