Let us be . . . oh how do you say . . . blunt? At this stage of new romance, Kate Moss has projected what she wanted Pete Doherty to be onto this new guy, Jamie “Hotel” Hince of cult band The Kills. Apparently, the infatuation period has reached its pinnacle with characteristically great sex, and Kate, overjoyed to find an actual erection instead of a heroin-induced half staff, has proposed to her new fella. At least, that’s what the tabloids would have us believe from a so-called text message received by Kate’s Primrose set: “I love Jamie so much – we’re engaged!!” Right.

The night before her bold statement, Kate and The Kills guitarist Jamie, 39, attended a friend’s wedding and spent the night getting closer than ever.

“They had spent the night making love and Kate asked him during that.

“He was overjoyed because that’s what he wanted, too. They’re clearly totally in love with each other.

However, it seems rather obvious that Kate isn’t “formally” engaged, but rather, the couple is sending a signal to Pete Doherty to give up and stop sending her brooches encrusted with dead rodents. Good plan.

Seriously . . . REBOUND.