Kate Moss has taken on the psychological attributes of Dorian Gray and in a move that would make Oscar Wilde smirk, she’s taken to hanging up mirrors all over her Primrose Hill mansion to catch the first sign of any wrinkle. Apparently, it’s driving Pete Doherty mad:

“The paranoia about her age is creeping in. Her big issue is stopping wrinkles and she knows her skin can appear spotty.

“She has mirrors all over her house and keeps examining her face in a magnified one under different lights to check how her skin is ageing.

“Pete just thinks it’s ridiculous and constantly reassures her that she’s gorgeous.”

At the age of 32, Kate has already outlasted her fellow supermodels by several years, with Christy Turlington, Claudia Schiffer, and Linda Evangelista all clamoring for work as fast as their manicured nails will allow. Perhaps if Kate saved more money rather than spending a million pounds on blow, she’d not worry so much.

Apparently, Kate has started going to bed early, drinking two litres of water per day, and participating in detoxification practices as well. Those years of heavy drug use will be hard to reverse, but if anyone can find a fountain of youth in quickie sex, it’s sure to be Kate! Thanks to a tip from Celebitchy, the weekly Popbitch newsletter informs us that Kate Moss fancies a shag with a married man every now and then:

“Staff at Agent Provocateur HQ were delighted to welcome a member of England’s World Cup squad this summer, wishing him all the best for the upcoming tournament.

“Also there that day was Kate Moss, who took advantage of one of the ‘off’ times in her on-off relationship with Pete ‘hanging around Death’s waiting room’ Doherty to bang the life out of the football star in a room behind the scenes.

“Said player had a huge smile on his face as he strolled out sporting large bags of free undies to present to his loving wife.”

Nice work on Miss Kate’s part. She’s such a team player!