The Daily Mail has issued screechings that Kate Moss has dared to dine at Cipriani in Mayfair whilst wearing “a see-through dress and NO underwear.” As per their usual accuracy rate, the partially reliable English redtop does have a point in regards to Kate’s braless chest. However, since the dress is indeed quite sheer, it seems rather obvious that Moss is wearing thong knickers underneath her dress. In addition, nothing quite says “controversy” like a supermodel who only wears a bra when getting paid to model a bra. Then again, this redtop must be credited for its refreshingly new angle on its usual knee-scrutinizing or content-lifting routine.

These pictures follow the semi-annual speculation that Moss has or has not been dumped as the face of Rimmel cosmetics. She has not, nor will she ever in the coming decade, be dropped by Rimmel. In addition, the catfight with Allison Mosshart over Jamie Hince rumours are becoming a bit tired as well. So, for a quick change of pace, Kate is reportedly performing a duet with Sienna Miller this weekend at an Agent Provocateur event in Austria. Oh, and then there are these faux commando pictures as well. Good times, mates.

Images: Daily Mail