Now that Pete Doherty has evaded the law yet again by earning a reprieve from drug-related court supervision (six months early), he’s got a romantic agenda. As such, Doherty has rid himself of Canadian supermodel Irina Lazareanu, much to the relief of Pete’s friends, who summarized that brief relationship as such: “Irina has been following him around like a bad smell since the moment she caught his eye.” Now, Pete hopes to win back his true love, Kate Moss, who has conveniently progressed into the blazing row stage with current boyfriend Jamie Hince. In fact, The Kills guitarist was recently spotted storming out of Kate’s home after a boozy, 4:30 am fight.

So, things are looking good for Pete Doherty, but alas, a dark horse has been patiently waiting for Kate Moss to notice him and return his affections. Nikki Sixx, bassist of Motley Crue, has decided that marrying and divorcing two Playboy Playmates has taught him to look for a different type of woman:

“No more playmates. I’m on my knees begging for Kate Moss. Why’d you think I’m in London? I’m stalking her.”

Clearly, Nikki Sixx has decided to take the “bad smell” approach. He and Irina would probably get on quite well together.