Kate Moss Soon To Beat The Crap Out Of Naomi Campbell

Since Kate Moss was caught on camera allegedly chopping and snorting cocaine and subsequently rehabbed for 30 days at the Meadows clinic in Arizona and pronounced to be “cured” of her addiction, all was forgiven in the world of fashion.

Yet it always seemed unfathomable that after a decade of cocaine addiction, Kate could be cured so very easily. One interesting bit of gossip comes from Holy Moley, which reports that the Kate’s assistant includes the following in her morning set of tasks:

One of the duties involved is dividing up the day’s cocaine into three bags, which then have to be clearly marked ‘morning’, ‘afternoon’ and ‘night’. [sic]

At least she’s organized about it all.

Now Kate’s soon-to-be-former BFF, Naomi Campbell, unwittingly offers a turn of the screw by speaking of Kate’s cocaine use as if it were an ongoing act and begs Kate to quit the drug:

“She is hurting herself and when it’s exposed she doesn’t have the space or time to help herself because everyone is looking at her. It’s hard.”

Naomi, who admits to first trying cocaine at age 24, admits being indignant when someone told her that it was against the law to snort up:

“Yes, so go get the drug dealers, not the takers. Drug-taking has been going on for centuries and everybody does it.”

Oh sweet Naomi is so gullible. She must also believe that since everyone else does it, it’s okay to viciously attack one’s maid with a cell phone after a pair of blue jeans go missing . . . because everyone has a cell phone, blue jeans, and . . . a maid.