Kate Moss – bless her little cotton socks – isn’t having the week she had planned. Her opening days with live-in antihero Pete Doherty are off to an auspicious start when the couple visited nearby Cotswold Wildlife Park and, right in front of a group of children, Pete shared a joint with a penguin while photogs snapped away.

The obligatory scoop from Chart Attack:

“Everyone knew he was smoking grass,” a source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper. “He was joking about getting the penguins stoned.

“He threw them his joint and it looked like one penguin gulped it down. It seemed very wobbly.”

London Zoo chief veterinary officer Andrew Routh told the paper that “feeding a penguin cannabis could be fatal. It contains toxins that attack the nervous system and liver.”

Ah, that poor bloke is so misunderstood. Pete must just be a closet junkie Bob Saget fan.