Many fashion designers bemoan the fact that Kate Moss no longer does runway modeling because, quite simply, she doesn’t have to do so. However, at a recent show at the House of Blue Eyes, Kate made an impromptu, drunken return to the catwalk. As alcohol would have it, Kate did so in a wholly undignified manner by declaring that she wanted to be a pimp, among other things:

It was the first time that Moss, known for being photographed rather than her catwalk work, has hit the runway since September 2003 – and she was in particularly wild form.

After being told off for trying to smoke inside with Beth Ditto, she was spotted playfully lashing the Gossip singer with the whip as well as ordering a dancer to dance for her.

But the star turned the most heads when she chose the garden over the loos at the venue. “She was screaming… where’s the toilet?” said a party-goer.

“But when she was told it was at the other side of the building she said she didn’t want to go there. So she went out into the garden behind a bush, while Jamie stood guard.” Classy.

Kate must be attempting to ironically dispel some of her elusive mythology. Below, check out video of her former stature and more piccies of her return to the catwalk.

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