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Football Boot-y Call

What’s that popping into Kate Moss’ mobile phone inbox?

Why, it’s yet another text message from saviour of football David Beckham, keen to “repeat the events of last summer”.

Oh dear David, have you seen where she’s been?

On the end of Doherty’s mushroom, that’s where!

Certainly, it’s not the first time Kate allegedly took one for the team, so to speak. Are these two events connected? Who knows . . .

In Pete Doherty news, it seems that Pete made a visit to a remote Thai rehab centre – “in a extreme bid to shake his heroin addiction” following his New Year’s drug bender in Thailand. The prescribed treatment plan is a wee bit extreme, which is one would expect from a rehab centre located at a Buddhist monastery:

. . . patients spend their first five days in strict detoxification — which includes drinking a potent mix of herbs and water to induce “projectile vomiting”.

“After he did it (vomited) the first time, he got in there and said I’m going to do this,” Maria Bannister, executive director of Thamkrabok Detoxification and Drug Treatment Services, told ninemsn.

“He got to the second morning and said, no I can’t do it sorry — give me something else.”

“It was far too rigorous for him. He couldn’t handle the fact that he was treated like everyone else,” Bannister said.

Certainly, Pete is used to rehab visits where he can pull out the guitar and serenade his fellow attendees in a kumbaya fashion, which is probably no form of rehab at all. The centre’s intense sessions of projectile vomiting last for two to three minutes apiece to clear out all addictive substances from the body, and after three days of this sort of thing, patients are drug free. Too easy for Pete, I’m afraid.

- Thanx to Celebitchy for the tip on the last story. We gossipistas are all about projectile vomiting.